Sean O'Gorman

So I hear you need a date for the banquet.  Why not Sean?  Allow me to tell you why:

1) I am a man of style.

2) as an aspiring actor (ask me for my 4 second long acting reel), I’m pretty much a younger, less talented Paul Newman, which could be good for attracting sponsors, right?  At the very least, I can provide sponsorship from Lobster Taco Racing.

3) my compact size allows me to fit in the back of a Chevy Volt without problem:

4) My engineering prowess would be an asset to the entire KV Racing Technology organization.  I bet no one on your team thought to use a butter knife to reduce the weight of your car!

5) I am more than willing to taste test food to make sure it is not poisoned:

6) If someone steals the wheels off your car, I will find them for you and have that person thrown in jail.

7) I, too, own a vehicle that produces zero emissions:

8. I ran out of more reasons, so here is a cat running up a slide:

wired:

livelymorgue:

A suit built in 1960 by the Republic Aviation Corporation solved the problem of what “the well-dressed man” would “wear for a stroll over the airless moonscape.” The Oct. 16 photo spread promised that the outfit would have its own oxygen supply and that its tripod legs would “enable its wearer to rest by sitting on a perch inside.” The wrench hands were presumably for securing loose screws. Photo: Sam Falk/The New York Times

The future never looked so stylish.

I really should find a use for this page, especially since. I dropped the $3 pr whatever on the domain name.

oh no, how will we ever survive without Starbucks and fully charged iCrap?

buzzfeed:

New Yorkers are gathering in the remaining Starbucks in the city looking for outlets to charge their tablets and phones.

because no one reads this

One day a man was walking along the beach when he noticed a girl picking something up and gently throwing it into the ocean. Approaching the girl, he asked, “What are you doing?” The girl replied, “Throwing starfish back into the ocean. The surf is up and the tide is going out. If I don’t throw them back, they’ll die.” “My daughter,” the man said, “don’t you realize there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You can’t make a difference!” After listening politely, the girl bent down, picked up another starfish, and threw it back into the surf. Then, smiling at the man, she said…,“I made a difference for that one.”

roboshark:

Horse GIFs are the new cat GIFs.

look at that, I was ahead of the meme curve

roboshark:

Horse GIFs are the new cat GIFs.

look at that, I was ahead of the meme curve